Jack Rabbit Burglar

A JACK RABBIT BURGLAR; 
 Walked in a JEWELRY STORE!!
Looking for CARROTS as 
He starts to EXPLORE!!
He was really DISAPPOINTED 
 when he saw they had none,
 got angry with the CLERK 
 and pulled out a GUN!!,
Pointed it to THE CLERK
SHOUTING: "WHERE ARE YOUR 
CARROTS??"
The CLERK replied back, 
we don't have those CARROTS!!
The JACK RABBIT was FURIOUS 
 and FULL OF RAGE!!,
THE CLERK couldn't believe it 
and thought it was STAGED!!
CARROTS we don't have
But CARATS we do,
Refers the WEIGHT OF A DIAMOND 
You need to get a clue, 
So the JACK RABBIT 
 left and He was FLOORED,
He left the building
 and went to a GROCERY STORE 
This JACK RABBIT BURGLAR got
Caught STEALING CARROTS, 
If I'm LYIN, I'm DYIN!!
Just ask THOSE two FERRETS!!
I seen it with my own eyes, 
 and I'm not LYING,
PEOPLE think this is BOGUS, 
and are just not BUYING!!
IT WAS JACK RABBIT BURGLAR!!
in a BLACK MASK
 in DISGUISE!!
If You don't BELIEVE MY STORY, 
ask the OWL for
 HE is WISE!!


B.R.
Date: 04/1/2023

Tags: Humor, Rhyme, Imagery,