The K B Blues.....
poem by:
Frank Hornby .
Written
on Aug 16, 2017
"I'm off to the Grafton, for the Saturday night dance, wow, I've just seen a "good looker," and I don't half fancy my chance. Dead cool I saunter over, casually looked her up, and down, "alright there gorgeous," "how long have you been in town?" She just looked at her mate,...suddenly I realised my gaffe, "Get lost Knobhead! You're surely Havin' a laugh," They both roared out with laughter, I could only swallow my pride, I crawled back to the bar, I had nowhere to hide. Oh, well it's just another Knock Back, every Saturday night is the same, I'm used to it by now, but I'll keep playing the game, because one night I'll "cop off," mark my words, wait, and see, when with Miss World on my arm, there will be no more KB!"
Tags: sad, humor, rhyme, wishful,
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Q. Ramirez commented:
Good and funny poem. Try stroking, what you thought was a females long beautiful hair, and say " Your hair belongs on my shoulders", than realize it was a guy. Needles to say how the fight started.
Cecilia Crasto
commented:
Serves you right Frank, a happily married man like you should not be hitting on any and everyone, wish I had the wife's phone no. lol! Good humor and well written.
Frank Hornby .
commented:
Hahaha...😂.....Cecilia, honest......that poem is totall fiction..there is a local radio DJ.....who used to say that he kept getting KB'd...at that particular dance hall..I knew there was a poem in there somewhere....honest you gotta believe me......hahaha....I never had the confidence to "saunter,".....hahaha...thanks for your good humoured comment Cecilia........honest! Believe me......hahaha....
A previous user
commented:
Cool poem...that word, saunter makes me laugh.... used a lot in Ireland
Christopher Russon
commented:
Ha ha takes me back to the hunters moon.Nice one.
Frank Hornby .
commented on Sep 23, 2017 at 12:33pm
hahaha.....thanks Alice...thank you too Chris.....that's what I wanted the poem to do....make you laugh!.....
