I forgot

Oh crap, I forgot
I fought not to forget and I forgot
And it's probably already late
And I've become second rate

Oh crap, write another poem
Will it be crap or in a museum
And will the laziness of that rhyme ruin my time
It's probably already late
And I've become second rate

Oh crap, this poem's crap
And how will I ever prevent
A really really mean comment
Written poetically and...um...fanatically...yep...I'm good at rhyming
And, oh, I forgot to add this line at the end!
And it's probably already late
And I've become second rate

Oh crap, I forgot
Will the readers ever forgive?
And will they please let me live?
It's probably already late
And I've become second rate

Oh crap, I forgot to sign-in
Now I have to begin
All over again
And it's probably already late
And I've become second rate

Wait a second, I won't be trolled on this site
Every poet here is nice and polite....Well, probably not every poet...But every poet I came across
And, hey, can't you see I rhyme like a boss

I apologize for my absence in poetry
But I was busy watching videos, you see
I mean, I was working
I'm not lazy, I'm twerking as you read this...twerking is a form of exercise and it was the only thing that rhymed with working and fit in with what I was saying so THERE!!
Are you crazy?
Me, lazy?

I promise you I will be back on track
And even if I'm not back, then this will be a bittersweet note to end it on, so cut me some slack
I have type-1 diabetes
And a toothache that is a pile of feces, figuratively speaking of course

I know, this isn't much of an excuse
But there aren't any words that rhyme with that so....
Again, give me some time:)

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