My version of events
lyrics by:
Adam Dye
Written
on Feb 13, 2017
You did well 2 come our your shell but then u fell
into a hole u grew a tash to hide a mole
u shown your true colours cheating on sally
im gonna stab u down a back alley
so its welcome to hell le vell need go no further than me
i dont kiss n tell o well n one other thing can u sing?
If can join in give us a line but think twice don't wast my time
remember the alley i said id hit u with a bat
i jsut wanted to know who owns that cat
the one that roams from wall to wall
i thought i saw it on martin fowlers stall
amongst the fruit and veg
across the square past a hedge
is ian beale I ruin a café sit the fuck down and ill bring you a latte
So I did it cost me 4 quid and I lifted the lid
on sonia Jackson and Jeremy paxman buried deep beneath
Jeremy still had spinach in his teeth
so back we go 2 the nations favourite street
where me n michael are gonna meet
and its welcome to hell le vell i hope your well
didnt mean no harm andy sugden sent me from his farm
the one he burnt down please mike listen to me sit down
your a good lad your in my top 3 along with jimmy corkhill and sinbad
mike le vell OH FUCKING HELL!!!!!
